Mojooooooo

Since our Soap concept has been such a huge success,our concept writer(HBK) has come up with very intriguing concept of MOJO.As per the dictionary Mojo means A Magical Charm.According to HBK in every Guy there is a visible MOJO to which girls get attracted.And guys who have very less MOJO have to SOAP girls in order to win their hearts...i.e.the greater the MOJO lesser the SOAP.Adding some mathematical touch led to the discovery of Soap Equation.

SOAP+MOJO = 1+err(Fate & Other local feminine factors)

this equation was derived based on following facts:
1)Mojo of Yuga Purush is the highest(0.999999989).
2)Refer to above statement.

Calculation of Mojo:
Even though we couldn't define a rule to calculate a Person's Mojo, following rule can be used temporarily:
Rule :
Post Something on facebook.See the number of Comments(Number of likes) you get on that and divide it by number of comments(Number of likes) Yuga purush get on his wall.
Since he is Yuga Purush topic is irrelevant.

Even gals can find their mojo in similar way in comparison with Yuga Sthri's Facebook Wall.Since Nobody knows Yuga Sthri as of now this theory is applicable only for Guys.

Even though our HBK has extended this theory to Couples and relationships,I am bored to explain it now.

Finally this was an awesome weekend filled with fun and excitement and Congratulations to all friends who are placed!!!!!!


Cast
Standard Reference: Yuga purush
Concept Writer: Heart Break Kid(HBK)
Lab Rat: Mabbu
Publicity: Hyper Jhonny
Proof Reading: Deva
Blessings: The Bhai

Soap The Unspoken Truth

Soap is a concept, a truth which is never spoken of or never even dreamt of before generations.First let me introduce you to the Band of Brothers who invented this Concept.Firstly Myself(Hyper Jhonny),Manoj Bandarupally (Mabbu),Karanam Sreekanth Vijay(HBK:Heart Break Kid),Arun Kumar(The Bhai) and finally Yuga purush.We defined this concept as regular "Simple Object Access Protocol",but in reality it is more than that.The actual definition is "It is a way of communicating lies to girls so that they feel happy and they don't recognize they are D***."There is a brief history which led to the discovery of this concept.After college the babe count in our lives have gone down drastically.In campus we at least had average level girls to talk stories about.But now we are living in a area full of Awesome babes and yet no couple stories to talk of.One day our HBK was frustrated and said "What the hell is going on dude? Every babe I am ogling at falls for a nerd or an assole".Suddenly Answer struck us all at a time..."They are soaping the girls(nerds say they care, My ass!!) that is why they fall for them? If you speak truth they hate you...they see u as a jerk".From the experience we had and especially from YugaPurush's invisible inputs we confirmed this.The other additional findings are more interesting "Girls Like this Soap because they cannot bear the cruel truth that they are dumb".Trust me I have seen girls Overreacting every time we call them Dumb and I enjoyed every moment of it,no disrespect to Women(they are Gods and we respect them).This is an Example of SOAP.


All rights of the above concept are reserved with Band of Brothers and Sisters Who can understand that this post is made for fun.

I can't Stop loving you :)

When we see a girl we may like her seeing her cute face or sexy hip or long hair. I felt all these from school days. But I never felt the unbearable attraction before seeing her. The first time I saw her I was mesmerized by the innocence on her face. I have seen a smile which I never saw before with a dimple on such cute face. She is seemed so perfect I followed her for days. A day has come where I had to talk to her. When I started approaching her, my heart beat raised. She smelt so fresh as though she came to out of bath just now. I lost focus and started blabbering something even I don't know :) She spoke for first time with her sweet voice and that is the instant when she completely bewitched my heart.

2009...the year of transformation

This is not just the year when I graduated its also the year when i almost felt I started losing myself searching for the things which amuse me.This year started with a wait to join my ps station and believe me waiting and doing nothing sucks!By the end of January I was intern starting to learn with hopes and fears of the uncertainties which lie ahead.I worked my ass off to keep myself busy even though there are times where there was nothing to do.But this helped me a lot learning the things I had to work on.By the end May I was graduated with an offer letter to take up the job the very next day.In my college final semester is known as "Senti Sem" but i never felt it.I consoled myself saying myself i dont understand some things.But that is not true.As soon as I got into job I saw myself missing friends.I started working whole day to escape from those thoughts...Trust me if u want to forget something keep yourself busy.I quit my first job after 2 months to join another one where i had interned before.Probably that is the time when things are getting lucky.With most of my friends getting placed in Bangalore itself.Rest of the year has became a routine with work on week days and with Chicken Biryani on weekends with my friends and once in while visits to my home town.

Things I Have seen which I never imagined:
1) Parting with friends as we all moved out of college.
2) I have seen "Yuga Purush" (you know who) watch 2 movies COMPLETELY back to back sitting in front of TV like a kid.(FYI the 2 movies are Sandlot heading home and Pink panther2)

There is lot more which i don't like sharing on a blog.Somethings are better kept to ourselves.


Wish you a Happy and Prosperous Year ahead.