Saturday, January 23, 2010

Soap The Unspoken Truth

Soap is a concept, a truth which is never spoken of or never even dreamt of before generations.First let me introduce you to the Band of Brothers who invented this Concept.Firstly Myself(Hyper Jhonny),Manoj Bandarupally (Mabbu),Karanam Sreekanth Vijay(HBK:Heart Break Kid),Arun Kumar(The Bhai) and finally Yuga purush.We defined this concept as regular "Simple Object Access Protocol",but in reality it is more than that.The actual definition is "It is a way of communicating lies to girls so that they feel happy and they don't recognize they are D***."There is a brief history which led to the discovery of this concept.After college the babe count in our lives have gone down drastically.In campus we at least had average level girls to talk stories about.But now we are living in a area full of Awesome babes and yet no couple stories to talk of.One day our HBK was frustrated and said "What the hell is going on dude? Every babe I am ogling at falls for a nerd or an assole".Suddenly Answer struck us all at a time..."They are soaping the girls(nerds say they care, My ass!!) that is why they fall for them? If you speak truth they hate you...they see u as a jerk".From the experience we had and especially from YugaPurush's invisible inputs we confirmed this.The other additional findings are more interesting "Girls Like this Soap because they cannot bear the cruel truth that they are dumb".Trust me I have seen girls Overreacting every time we call them Dumb and I enjoyed every moment of it,no disrespect to Women(they are Gods and we respect them).This is an Example of SOAP.


All rights of the above concept are reserved with Band of Brothers and Sisters Who can understand that this post is made for fun.

3 comments:

  1. we neeed live examples of ppl u soaped till nw

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  2. I only soap myself...self dubba :)

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  3. i condemn this post... first name shoud be BHAI, all caps.

    soap. i like the concept.

    keep up the blog.

    chintu

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